Baby Got Back (Cloth Diaper Edition)
Oh my gosh, Becky, look at his butt
It's so big
He looks like one of those crunchy moms' babies
But, you know, who understands those crunchy moms?
They act like they only care about saving the environment, 'kay?
I mean, his butt is just so big
I can't believe it's just so fluffy
it's like out there, I mean - wow
Look! He's just so ... CUTE!
I like cloth butts and I cannot lie.
You other mothers can't deny.
When a baby crawls in with an itty bitty waist
And a poopy look on their face
You go run
Gotta pull out your cloth
Cuz you know that butt is stuffed
Deep in the cover he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop sharing
Oh baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My 'sposie friends try to warn me
say those fluffy diapers make me so corny
Ooh with your cute grin
You say you got a fluffy friend?
Well, reuse me, reuse me
Cuz that's why you always choose me
I see you dancin'
While they're trying to do financin'
Don't fret, I bet
'Sposie mamas going into debt
I'm tired of magazines
Saying paper butts are the thing
Take the average crunchy mom and ask her that
She got fluff in her pack
So mamas, (Yeah!) mamas, (Yeah!)
Has your baby got the butt? (Heck yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it, (Shake it!) shake it (Shake it!)
Shake that fluffy butt
Baby got back
Gerber face with a fluffy booty
Baby got back!