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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Baby Got Back (Cloth Diaper Edition)

So I was really bored this morning and started writing cloth diaper lyrics to Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot. Now, I only did the first verse (of three). I may write some more later.


Baby Got Back (Cloth Diaper Edition)

Oh my gosh, Becky, look at his butt
It's so big
He looks like one of those crunchy moms' babies
But, you know, who understands those crunchy moms?
They act like they only care about saving the environment, 'kay?
I mean, his butt is just so big
I can't believe it's just so fluffy
it's like out there, I mean - wow
Look! He's just so ... CUTE!

I like cloth butts and I cannot lie.
You other mothers can't deny.
When a baby crawls in with an itty bitty waist
And a poopy look on their face
You go run
Gotta pull out your cloth
Cuz you know that butt is stuffed
Deep in the cover he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop sharing
Oh baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My 'sposie friends try to warn me
say those fluffy diapers make me so corny
Ooh with your cute grin
You say you got a fluffy friend?
Well, reuse me, reuse me
Cuz that's why you always choose me
I see you dancin'
While they're trying to do financin'
Don't fret, I bet
'Sposie mamas going into debt
I'm tired of magazines
Saying paper butts are the thing
Take the average crunchy mom and ask her that
She got fluff in her pack
So mamas, (Yeah!) mamas, (Yeah!)
Has your baby got the butt? (Heck yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it, (Shake it!) shake it (Shake it!)
Shake that fluffy butt
Baby got back

Gerber face with a fluffy booty
Baby got back!


  1. LOL, That's hilarious! Love it!! So sharing!. It'll go viral, lol.

  2. Hahahahahahaha!!! I should not have read that while eating, I almost choked laughing!!

  3. LOL! Shared this with others! Just awesomeness! :)

  4. Now you just need someone to record it!!

  5. I sure as heck won't be the one to sing it! LMAO!

  6. bwahahaha I totally just sang this to my husband!! Thanks :)

  7. love it & sent it to my cloth diapering daughter!!

  8. This is hilarious! Someone tweeted this post and I am so glad I saw it. I'm following your blog now, I can't wait to read me! :)

  9. Hahaha hilarious! I saw the tweet for this!