Baby Got Back (Cloth Diaper Edition)

So I was really bored this morning and started writing cloth diaper lyrics to Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot. Now, I only did the first verse (of three). I may write some more later.

Enjoy!

Baby Got Back (Cloth Diaper Edition)

Oh my gosh, Becky, look at his butt

It's so big

He looks like one of those crunchy moms' babies

But, you know, who understands those crunchy moms?

They act like they only care about saving the environment, 'kay?

I mean, his butt is just so big

I can't believe it's just so fluffy

it's like out there, I mean - wow

Look! He's just so ... CUTE!

I like cloth butts and I cannot lie.

You other mothers can't deny.

When a baby crawls in with an itty bitty waist

And a poopy look on their face

You go run

Gotta pull out your cloth

Cuz you know that butt is stuffed

Deep in the cover he's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop sharing

Oh baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My 'sposie friends try to warn me

say those fluffy diapers make me so corny

Ooh with your cute grin

You say you got a fluffy friend?

Well, reuse me, reuse me

Cuz that's why you always choose me

I see you dancin'

While they're trying to do financin'

Don't fret, I bet

'Sposie mamas going into debt

I'm tired of magazines

Saying paper butts are the thing

Take the average crunchy mom and ask her that

She got fluff in her pack

So mamas, (Yeah!) mamas, (Yeah!)

Has your baby got the butt? (Heck yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it, (Shake it!) shake it (Shake it!)

Shake that fluffy butt

Baby got back

Gerber face with a fluffy booty

Baby got back!